This purchase entitles you to both eBook and audio versions of the story.

"I had mixed emotions about winning. It wasn’t that I didn’t think I would do a good job. It was because, from the day of the second screening committee speeches, I had developed a big league, full-blown, junior high school crush, on my opponent .... I remember being so conflicted that I had trouble falling asleep at night during the campaign. In the mighty jungle the lion may have slept just fine, but I laid awake dreaming about Penny!  It was fourth grade all over again. I was trying to beat the girl I was sure I was going to marry."