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"You see, if your wife sets the toaster lever to 8, which will give her a 5, and you don’t notice the setting, you’re screwed. Once your toaster gives you a 5, there’s no going back to a 3. Of course, my wife always wins the toaster battle. If she gets a 3 and wanted a 5, she can always push the lever down for another minute of toasting. But if I get a 5 I have to find my dog to eat the mistake."