Renewing my Handicap Permit

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"A lot of people don’t know this, but when you have a major body part replaced, you automatically qualify for a lifetime, permanent handicap permit. Not all body parts qualify. For example, a tooth replacement won’t get you a blue hang tag, especially if you can eat corn on the cob again. And a hair transplant won’t do it either, especially if you then become a chick magnet.  Nope, it’s got to be a major body part, like a leg, or part of a leg like a knee. A hip will do it too, but probably, and I’m guessing here, a new baby toe won’t get you a closer parking spot."