Physical Therapy and Bumper-Walkers

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"I installed bumpers on my walker, which I made with inflatable green and blue doodles I stole from my neighbor’s swimming pool.  I only use my walker in the produce department at Wegmans, where I've organized a bumper-walker league. We meet every Tuesday morning at 10 near the asparagus. It is great fun. The goal is to see who can get to dairy and back first, via the deli and bakery. It is sort of like geriatric Pac-Man on wheels, with zucchini, watermelons and cantaloupes flying all over the place. There is a disco ball, live music, and EMTs on standby. You really work up a sweat. After the race we all hobble over to the food court where prizes are awarded by the assistant store manager."