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"Maybe it’s because I don’t really care much about the weather. Maybe it’s because I’m from Buffalo. Maybe it’s because I own a Totes auto-opening umbrella. If I walk outside in the morning and it’s raining I open my umbrella. If it’s sunny I put on my sunglasses. If it’s snowing I put on my boots and gloves. My mom showed me how to do all this when I was four years old. Frankly, I’ve never really figured out what I am supposed to do if the barometric pressure is rising, so I’ve made up my own rule – I go to Starbucks and order a Venti Vanilla Latte."